My 29 years on this good earth have been full of hope and promise, shock and awe. As you can see by the Dorian Gray like photo, they have taken a bit of a toll on me physically. But I can assure you that the sweet blush of youth remains in my heart if not my face. And I still possess a mind like a steel trap. It — where was I now? Oh, right. My 29 years on this good earth have been full of hope and promise, shock and awe. As you can see by the Dorian Gray like photo, they have taken a bit of a toll on me physically. But I can assure you that the sweet blush of youth remains in my heart if not my face. And I still possess a mind like a steel trap.