In addition to his significant and far-reaching designation of ketchup as a vegetable, President Ronald Reagan had another major food moment
on June 25, 1987, when he issued the Presidential Proclamation (number 5672, if you’re keeping track) calling for the celebration of National Catfish Day, a day to recognize the value of farm-raised catfish – not the ordinary bottom-feeding catfish found in any catfish hole, but those fine-finned fellows raised on pristine family farms.
More and more Americans, said the Prez, are discovering this uniquely American food delicacy. “They thrive” – the catfish, not the Americans – “in clean freshwater ponds on many American farms, where they are surface-fed soybean meal, corn, fish meal, vitamins, and minerals. Farm-raised catfish not only furnish American consumers with a tasty delicacy but also provide a nutritious, low-calorie source of protein that is also low in cholesterol.”
Top with a dollop of ketchup and you’re on your way to seafood Shangri-la.
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Noodling is fishing for catfish using only bare hands, practiced primarily in the southern United States. The noodler places his hand inside a discovered catfish hole. And hopes for the best, one would presume.
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yikes!
Something tells me you’ve never noodled.
You would be correct)
I must say that I have never tried it, but when you have another hankering for some southern boiled-peanuts… come on down for a visit and I will find you a fishing (noodling) guide/instructor.
Something tells me you would be good at it.
I’ll do my noodling in a supermarket. Boiled peanuts, that’s another story.